Sunday, May 22, 2005

Speakers

I have something that I want you all to think long and hard about. Deep down, this "something" affects us all on a regular basis. We're all familiar with sound...one of the 5 senses (or 6 if you're one of those). Isn't it AMAZING that we live in a world where we have these little (or big as it may be) devices called speakers that we can blast the shit out of on a regular basis, and they still keep coming back for more?

My idea for this post comes from my contribution to Galt Idol (see http://retchless.blogspot.com/2005/05/vocal-chords.html). Since Grade 8, I've been involved technically in MANY plays, concerts, assemblies, etc that involve sound engineering in some way. I number the technological requirements of Galt Idol in the top fraction of the events that I've been involved in...audio and video recordings, automated lighting, video device switching, live band, follow-spots, iMovies, and some kickin live vocals...all wrapped up into one 3 hour night. Events like these wouldn't be possible without speakers.

I'm convinced that speakers are a magical device with fairies inside that yell out exactly what you tell them to. Those fairies must be pretty good at emulating all sorts of different kinds of sounds!! Ok, I guess that seems a bit over the top. But I can't really think of any other explanation! Sure, I'm told that electrical impluses cause vibrations on some sort of membrane, but that doesn't seem very logical. I like my fairy idea better :)

But seriously, I'm extremely impressed by the technological importance that speakers provide in our lives. Think of how many things in our lives that would not exist if it weren't for the existence of speakers....recorded music, cell phones, television, megaphones, car audio, computer audio, home stereo systems, hearing aids, movie theatres (well, I guess silent movies would work), dances, concerts, radio, PAs, telephones, intercoms, answering machines, etc... I could probably think of many many more, but I'm tired and it's 3:44 am, and it's time for bed!

So appreciate the existence of speakers! They are one of the more ubiquitous technological marvels that enrich our lives. And next time you see something that has a speaker in it, let me know so that I can add it to my list!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're being a retard about the whole fairy concept, although it's strangely endearing. I'm impressed with your devotion to this blog, but I must say the cynic in me doesn't believe this steadfast devotion will endure longer than a few weeks ;)... Prove me wrong?

By the way, I ended up being RIGHT about the weather this weekend. So now you can tell me I was right because I love being right. And am rather accustomed to it too ;)

Anonymous said...

I would very much like to know who wrote that comment. It sounds like the sort of stuff Rob would say... I won't comment (beyond this) on the political incorrectness of certain statements in said comment.

Anonymous said...

Political incorrectness noted. I should have chosen a less offensive and more appropriate word.